Welcome to Hellsville!
The home of Squirrels From Hell,
SFH Background
Outraged by the artistic compromises they see around them, Squirrels From Hell have intensified their focus on delivering their unique musical vision to the youth of our planet in the most supportive settings. Check out the site, listen to their music, and get ready to join the SFH army as they once again march fearlessly into the void left by the collapse of "traditional" record companies, ready to destroy those who would steal your dreams. Enjoy their Web site, share their pain, and don't forget to go to their gigs!
SFH Profile: 3 Key Points
 | Pounding out the hits in every fly-by-night gin mill in the New York Metro Area since god knows when |
| Still putting the finishing touches on that long-awaited 7-song CD produced by Richard Lloyd. Release planned for Spring 2009. |
| Mildly depressed by the departure of legendary saxaphonist Mahlon Hoard. |
| Currently (2/08) auditioning "soloists" who enjoy a musical challenge combined with creative freedom, no pay, and sub-human working conditions. To arrange for an audition, email us at squirrelsfromhell@hotmail.com. |
| July 2004: approved for general consumption by the Village Voice. |
| Celebrated for their "Art-Punk Oddness" and as "The lowest of the low-rent bands" |
| Featuring the physically attractive, rhythmically sophisticated, and vocally gifted Larry Brown on the SFH drummer's throne. |
| Mr. Brown works within the SFH tradition to bring an energy, vocal color, and distrust of musical boundaries that builds on past SFH strengths while opening a door to a shiny new world filled with hit songs, international travel, and suitcases full of cash. |
| Founding member WILL continues to provide the musical direction for SFH, and continues his heartless manipulation of his bandmates in order to maintain control. This allows him to maintain the often-derided title "The Genius Behind Squirrels From Hell." |
| Founding member Joe Con (Brian Gallick) occassionally updates this web site. . . |
| Appearing periodically in your area, wherever the hell that is. |
Contact Information
Look, if you're not calling with work, don't call. We've got a lot on our minds, with negotiating international distribution deals, merchandise licensing, and trying to stay up-to-date on music business gossip. Plus we usually have headaches from all the effort we put into writing and rehearsing. Not to mention privacy concerns. Office hours are Tuesdays and Thursdays from 3PM to 6PM, unless we have another court date or counseling session. Best bet: leave a message. And try to make it more creative than just "you suck."
- Telephone: 516 785-7471
- General Information: squirrelsfromhell@hotmail.com
- Webmaster: webmaster@hellsville.com
- USPS: PO Box 123 Hellsville, NY 11802